Send your worst enemies to see this movie. Tell them it's awesome!
Well if you've seen the trailer and you think you'd still enjoy it just for the special effects...you're wrong. The trailers cover 98% of all the best special effects for the movies. Just watch those. Additionally, if you think the limo/plane trailer was laughably bullshit, wait until you see the movie where they add 5-10 more BS things in that same trailer.
The movie doesn't even try to be believable. It's like a 12 year old wrote it. It's like they had a few action scenes then they try to put a story between them that doesn't fit together. The story is HORRIBLE. The acting is horrible. It's a porno without the porn. The serious scenes are all laughable. The scenes are so bs in the movie people were clapping at how nonsense they were. It's so bad it makes DAY AFTER TOMORROW look like an epic disaster movie (which it isn't).
They should take this movie and show it to Al'Qada over and over again. There's nothing redeeming about this movie whatsoever. It did have a couple of laughs but not on purpose. haha. Spoilers in the comments/continue reading
BS movie parts (SPOILERS)
The scientists in the audience were laughing at their explanations for all of the disasters. The sun is heating up the earth but not the people?
Limo gets all around all these bs things while surviving. A train flies over it, it drives through a building. Nonsense.
Plane escape, instead of flying UP, they seem to ride the ground?
Pilot had a few lessons and now can fly a multi-engine plane?
All the scenes with Woody Harrelson
Woody is a conspiracy nut but wants to die. The two never mix. They want to LIVE.
Meteor hits RV, it keeps going
John C is obviously in the RV as it falls down a cliff but he somehow gets out and climbs up. Sad.
Kid is making cellphone calls after the network would obviously be down
Aircraft Carrier happens to hit white house and turns exactly so that JFK is showing
Big boat hits Airforce One
Their landing gate/door is required to be closed before the engines will start? What kinda nonsense is that. Obviously they would be separate systems just in case it fails. Also you can close the compartments so it should be no problem.
People on bridge don't give a shit at all the other deaths but care about the STOWAWAYS who f-ed up the landing door causing them to be f-ed?
0 security, they can sneak into the Ark
Fat Russian guy outruns everyone to the boarding door.
They happen to meet with the fat russian in Las Vegas?
They were sitting inside Las Vegas inside for a while then suddenly a plane is now available when it wasn't previously?
Control Tower tells plane not to take off when obviously no one would give a shit anymore.
Plane takes off in Yosemite when obviously there wasn't enough room to take off.
Arks window gets smashed
Chinese are either monks or soldiers that are going to shoot you.
Chinese workers work their ass off then get denied entry.
They go back for a map and make a huge deal about getting it, then never mention it again.
Russian Plane happens to land just around the are they wanted to be despite supposedly being 1,000 miles+ off.
Audience wanted all characters to die.
Cheesy scene where plane is on the edge of the cliff. That's the most cliche thing in movie making. It stops on the cliff, they either get out and it goes over, or they don't get out and it goes over. It's as tired as the early 1900s.
Registered: 2004-10-08 Location: O'Fallon Missouri USA Posts: 541
haha I knew it was going to be a turd sandwich. Also John Cusak is my most hated actor. I have never seen a movie with him in it that I liked. Hes an idiot.
I will absolutly not spend any money on this movie, I will not send my enemies or play pranks on my friends to see this movie because I don`t want them spending money on it. I wish Hollywood would stop making trash like this.
why in gods name would anyone go out of their way to watch a roland emmerich movie? did you not see any of the previous ones? he's an idiot who somehow wandered into steven spielberg's toolbox.
