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Jabba
Marine
January 6th, 2004 @ 3:51AM
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2003-03-31
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Posts: 48
| Ya you are going to want to invest that wisely. |
animal
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 4:41AM
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2003-07-25
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Posts: 24
| Frame it. |
Mont
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 5:13AM
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2003-07-08
Location:
Rockville, Maryland
Posts: 28
| you got more than me for that. i got 16 cents. |
Dredra
Muted
January 6th, 2004 @ 5:46AM
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2003-04-25
Location:
Florida
Posts: 365
| the question is, is it even worth your time to goto the bank to deposit it. |
Arturius
Lamer
January 6th, 2004 @ 5:46AM
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2003-05-07
Location:
Farville
Posts: 212
| The bank might say `sir you cant deposit that, it costs us $4 in paper work just to process it!`.
So just ask the bank for $2 and you`ll forget about it. |
MegaCharger
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 8:06AM
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2003-03-26
Location:
NYC
Posts: 195
| Send that to charity or something.. |
TheDem
Hippy
January 6th, 2004 @ 8:32AM
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Posts: 69
| endorse the check and try to use it to pay at a laundromat |
DonSlice
Ready's Voyager
January 6th, 2004 @ 8:40AM
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2003-03-26
Location:
Petoskey, MI
Posts: 680
| Maybe its actually a part of a larger win? You got payments instead of the lump sum, I bet. |
MacSpoofing
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 9:59AM
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| I wonder what the lawyers got out of this one.
What a joke. |
Sockhatabe
Lamer
January 6th, 2004 @ 10:07AM
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2003-04-03
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Kentucky
Posts: 128
| I think i`m the big winner of the suit. It didn`t do a damn thing and got nothing. Thats exactly what i thought i`d get |
ACertainShade
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 10:17AM
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2003-04-06
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Canada
Posts: 229
| 33 cents monthly? |
Mont
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 10:18AM
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2003-07-08
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Rockville, Maryland
Posts: 28
| i cant remember the exact wording, but if you do not cash the check it goes to a charity. |
ThomasBchillin
The Candyman
January 6th, 2004 @ 10:20AM
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California
Posts: 552
| And I`m sure the lawyers got millions. |
Indefatigable
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 10:37AM
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Los Angeles
Posts: 115
| The lawyers probably got 6 or 7 figures. |
Clark
CAF Dingy Gunner
January 6th, 2004 @ 11:04AM
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Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 382
| Haha kind of funny because it probably cost the company hundreds of thousands if not millions, yet all you recieve is money I would normally just throw in the garbage. |
DigitalUnderground
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 12:05PM
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2003-04-27
Location:
South Lyon, MI
Posts: 384
| dont spend it all in one place |
Millereigner
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 12:19PM
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Location:
Indianapolis, IN
Posts: 31
| hmm.. I wonder if they could simply mail you an envelope with a piece of paper saying "The stamp was 34 cents. You owe us a penny." |
what316
Shithead
January 6th, 2004 @ 12:25PM
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2003-03-26
Location:
TX
Posts: 964
| Frame the check. |
DaveUF
Hippy
January 6th, 2004 @ 12:29PM
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Location:
Virginia
Posts: 1012
| I bet that the lawyers earned a tad bit more than $0.33 |
NightWolf
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 12:43PM
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2003-03-26
Location:
Michigan
Posts: 96
| Good work with the lawsuit Nebu!
Now spend that money wisely! |
Jonny*
Kali Compton
January 6th, 2004 @ 12:44PM
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| Almost as good as mine. I recived a check from this in the amount of 6 cents!
So I proceeded to get out my highlighter and right "I'm rich" on the face of the check, it currently sits magneted to my fridge :) |
Swingline
Muted
January 6th, 2004 @ 1:06PM
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| When you go to the bank, say "Hi, I would like to deposit my paycheck." |
Toykillaz
Muted
January 6th, 2004 @ 1:09PM
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2003-12-07
Location:
Windsor Ontario Canada
Posts: 59
| In all honesty, what you should do is wipe your ass with that check and send it to the lawyers of that lawsuit with a poorly written post it note attached to it saying; "Thanx for the free toilette paper you 33 cent ass clown". |
Wootah
non-leet
January 6th, 2004 @ 1:40PM
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2003-05-16
Location:
Utah
Posts: 1461
| Most class action Suits are a joke. The trial lawyers find where some large company stiffed it`s customers and then using them as an excuse sue the hell out of the company. Then the lawyers take half and divide up the rest among the peasants, which is next to nothing(hence your 33 cents).
Then the trial lawyers contribute to the democrat party (If I remember right around 80% of their money was from the trial Lawyer association). |
gulfan
O Canada
January 6th, 2004 @ 1:44PM
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2003-04-04
Location:
Vancouver, BC
Posts: 15
| I think in the end if everyone cashes in the cheque`s it`ll cost Citibank a lot more in time spent cashing the cheques and processing them. Especially considering the fact that they *do* have to mail them out; it’s defiantly going to add up. |
Nassor
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 1:51PM
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2003-03-25
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MN
Posts: 32
| Take it to a shady ass ghetto check cashing place. But make sure you show up in a Benz. |
Mr_Exciting
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 2:30PM
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2003-07-23
Location:
Canada(Vancouver)
Posts: 162
| Take a picture of it, so we can all see the vast riches you have just had the honour of receiving. |
madpear
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 2:51PM
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2003-12-08
Location:
Minnesota
Posts: 189
| It`s people like this Schwartz lawyer that I want a good fight with. Does he think it`s worth destroying a company to give back 30 cents or less to people?? Despite you not seeing it, thousands and thousands of people are getting the same thing. This adds up to amounts in the millions and even though you only see a check for spare change, people at that company are losing their jobs for something they never did. All because DIRTBAGS like this Schwartz. DEATH PENALTY TO CLASS ACTION LAWYERS, SCOURGE OF THE EARTH. |
gibsonbabe
Marine
January 6th, 2004 @ 2:58PM
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2003-07-03
Location:
Kentucky
Posts: 51
| I'll tell you why:
Money for the lawyers.
A company called CCC was attacked with a class action lawsuit involving settlements on total loss vehicles for insurance. The average person, such as yourself, got $120.00, the lawyers got $33 million.
If you don't depost it, they check will expire and the lawyers will get that 33 cents, along with everyone else who didn't cash theirs.
EDITED: 2004-01-06 14:59:27 |
MogKupo
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 3:34PM
Registered:
2003-08-16
Location:
Morgantown, WV
Posts: 21
| Those things aren`t always useless. My mom got a check for around $140 a few weeks ago for a case involving Synthroid pills. |
MrEnigma
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 3:49PM
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2003-04-25
Location:
Minneapolis
Posts: 17
| Sell it on eBay. |
Forsaken
Special Ops
January 6th, 2004 @ 4:22PM
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2003-10-30
Location:
San Francisco, CA
Posts: 566
| I wouldn`t even bother cashing it. The postage it took for the check to get to you and the paper it`s printed on probably cost more than the 33 cents it`s worth. |
ManweoftheValar
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 4:46PM
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2003-10-25
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Posts: 79
| My dad got 27 cents. |
Ace55555
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 4:52PM
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Posts: 8
| Who paid for the $0.33 that it cost to mail the letters out? Surely not the lawyers. You probably recieved that $.33 + $.33 ($.66), but they used half of your lump sum to mail it to you. Ha. |
AmPriS
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 5:23PM
Registered:
2003-06-19
Location:
CA
Posts: 55
| I think it cost more then 33 cents to send out the 33 cent check. |
ArmchairAthlete
Marine
January 6th, 2004 @ 5:30PM
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2003-04-23
Location:
Atlanta, Georgia
Posts: 494
| So some dirty lawyer got a 99.9% cut of what you should have gotten... I see. |
ManweoftheValar
Peon
January 6th, 2004 @ 8:03PM
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2003-10-25
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Posts: 79
| Take a picture of it Nebu! Post it here. |
01d55
Muted
January 6th, 2004 @ 11:26PM
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2003-08-18
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Posts: 229
| $120 average? That must mean some people are getting around $239, since Nebu only got 33¢ |
rawfish
Peon
January 7th, 2004 @ 1:33AM
Registered:
2003-10-15
Location:
Northern California
Posts: 701
| hey. you could probably purchase a house in Tijuana for that high rollin 33 cents |
DeuceOfSpades
Kali Compton
January 7th, 2004 @ 9:23AM
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Posts: 3180
| Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry kept getting 14 cent checks :) |
aero
Peon
February 2nd, 2004 @ 9:56AM
Registered:
2003-12-05
Location:
Chicago
Posts: 133
| Dont you guys ever use normal mail anymore? Stamps are 37 cents. What a waste of time and money! |
