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Boutros
Peon
April 19th, 2005 @ 12:58AM
Registered:
2003-08-28
Location:
Ohio
Posts: 56
| "What else can you put in there?"
The possibilities are endless.
She shoulda turned it on silent mode!
"Excuse me, ma`am... where exactly is that ringing coming from?"
"Not my crotch!" |
Apricoth
Kali Compton Girl
April 19th, 2005 @ 8:00AM
Registered:
2003-06-14
Location:
MN
Posts: 1739
| You would be amazed. Afterall a baby comes outta there too so a cell phone ain't nothing. It's chump change. |
DeuceOfSpades
Kali Compton
April 19th, 2005 @ 9:15AM
Registered:
2003-04-12
Location:
Posts: 2981
| You may want to try putting your penis in one. It feels good. :) |
PrezBushSmart2DuckVietnam
Muted
April 19th, 2005 @ 10:31AM
Registered:
2004-09-18
Location:
Despite Bush being called dumb, he was smart at least to avoid serving in the Vietnam war.
Posts: 378
| "the owner of the phone has since refused to have it returned to him saying it was damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim" They probably thought the phone was disgusting after where it`s been. And if they weren`t in Romania they could sell the phone on ebay for a large amount to some perv.
Well men smuggle things into prison in the other end -- same for some drug smugglings. (Think on that and re-read DeuceOfSpades` comment).
For Apricoth`s comment, it would have been funny if the cops had to do a C-section to remove the phone.
Apricoth, does your name mean Apricott? Or is it a semi-historic figure (like Starbuck from Moby Dick?)
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Blazer
Instigator
April 19th, 2005 @ 11:32AM
Registered:
2003-09-04
Location:
Syracuse, NY
Posts: 1533
| Dude, you can put your weed in there! |
LaGG
Peon v2.0
April 19th, 2005 @ 11:33AM
Registered:
2003-03-30
Location:
Phoenix, Arizona
Posts: 644
| ...i`d be impressed if it happened in the mid 80`s.
cell phones are soo small today. |
Dawgs2099
Peon
April 19th, 2005 @ 11:35AM
Registered:
2003-05-16
Location:
Posts: 14
| Do you think she had the phone set to vibrate?? |
Big W
Peon
April 19th, 2005 @ 12:40PM
Registered:
2003-04-25
Location:
Posts: 156
| I shared this story with a friend. His reply, "Maybe she was adjusting it for the herring impaired." |
asinine
Peon
April 19th, 2005 @ 1:23PM
Registered:
2003-08-16
Location:
Redmond, WA
Posts: 161
| Next thing you know, you`re gonna have female terrorists hiding explosives in there... and then there`s gonna be a new security policy that makes security guards very happy.... |
Apricoth
Kali Compton Girl
April 19th, 2005 @ 5:48PM
Registered:
2003-06-14
Location:
MN
Posts: 1739
| "Apricoth, does your name mean Apricott? Or is it a semi-historic figure (like Starbuck from Moby Dick?)"
I saw you ask about that in the other thread where I made a contraversial comment. =P Sorry, did not mean to ignore your question. Haha Apricoth is derived from Apricot. I had a cleric in EQ named Apricot on a friend's account, got my own account, was afraid it would not let me have Apricot again so I went ahead and added an h at the end. Nothing too fancy. That was back in 1999. Hah |
broken
Peon
April 19th, 2005 @ 7:28PM
Registered:
2003-12-20
Location:
Arizona
Posts: 72
| Is it true that it was a Vagin Mobile phone? =)
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Zenmuron
Peon
April 21st, 2005 @ 8:25AM
Registered:
2003-08-31
Location:
Posts: 43
| I`m surprised she didnt have the ring mode on "vibrate". |
