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Last updated 05/25/2003, 03:30 AM

The only thing that sucks about these kinda movies is that they are less funny as you watch them more and more. Usually, the first time is the best.

Bruce Almighty(2003)
A movie with Jim Carrey. It's worth seeing.

Bring It On(2000)
Staring: Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku This movie is major ownage. It sounds kinda stupid, a movie about cheerleaders but it's great and really funny. The chicks are hot too. It's got 2 Buffy people too (Faith and Glory). It has Gabrielle Union from 7th Heaven/10 Things I hate About You. It gives you a respect for cheerleaders too haha.

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Drop Dead Gorgeous(1999)
Staring: Kirsten Dunst, Denise Richards, Kirstie Alley

On the surface this movie sounds really stupid, a movie about beauty contestants. But it's great. It's shot in a documentary type style. At first you'll notice their really weird accients (like Fargo) but I think it's cute on Kirsten Dunst. There are some really funny parts along the way and it's really an original movie. Check it out.

Office Space(1999)
Staring: who cares and Jennifer Aniston

This movie RULES. it's for everyone who has been at a workplace :) The story is a bunch of guys who rebel against their job and their boss. Lots of scenes you'll laugh until you cry.

My favorite Quote: "You've been missing a lot of work lately..... Peter: "Well, I can't say I was missing it..." (something similar hey watch it)

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American Pie(1999)
A crew of high school kids out to get laid. This movie is f-ing haliarious, with plenty of good quotes to remember. There's also hot chicks and naked hot chicks. This one is worth buying.

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There's something about Mary(1998)
Cameron Diaz. Ben Stiller. There were several parts where I was laughing so hard I was crying. Virtually everyone who has seen this movie has loved it.

Animal House(1978)
A great comedy about College Life. People getting Drunk, naked chicks, what more could you want. This movie made some careers.

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Toy Story
I figured this was going to be some kids movie, but it was really funny, and pretty good. It's the kinda movie that should appeal to all ages.

Coming to America
Eddie Murphy. Arsenio Hall. James Earl Jones. Don Ameche. And Eric La Salle (Benton oN ER) Man I really love this movie. I think it's pretty funny, original story. Overall, I really dig it. Let your Soul Glow!

Some like it Hot(1959)(B&W)
Starring Marilyn Monroe, Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon. This is a really great movie. The two dudes dress up like girls (I forget why).

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(1997)
John Cusack and Minnie Driver (chick from good will hunting). Great movie. It's pretty funny. About a hired killer going home for a visit.

As good as it gets(1997)
A pretty amazing movie. It was pretty funny, and Jack Nicholson had a great performance.

It had this great quote:

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of men, and I take away reason and accountability.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail(1994)
Every computer geek is required to watch this movie at least once.

Stripes
Bill Murry, Egon from Ghostbusters, Judge Reinhold (however you spell it), and more in this army comedy. It's kinda funny and it's got some nice naked lady shots :)

Major League
That movie was really awesome, check it out.

Major League 2
Not as good at the first, but still ok.

Young Frakenstein(1974)(B&W)
A remake of the original by Mel Brooks with Gene Wilder and Teri Garr (back when she was hot) It's pretty funny.

Men at Work
You gotta love when he tied the cops to the merry go round, and the exploding sheet locker :)

Liar Liar
Gotta love this moive. Just about everyone did. Jim Carrey!

Dumb and Dumber
I was laughing my ass off at this movie. Specially that restraunt and snowball scene. And the Parrot :)

DC CAB
Mr T in a cab movie? What more could you ask for... maybe:

Shaft
Hell, this may have not been meant to be a comedy, but how can you watch this and not laugh?

The Wedding Singer(1998)
That movie is truely awesome. I'd buy it. It's got all the best 80s music, Drew Barrymore, and Adam Sandler. I love this movie.

Happy Gilmore
This movie is pretty cool. It's way better I thought than Billy Madison. The fight with Bob Barker, how could you not love that? I'm going to buy this one.

I didn't really like Billy Madison.

Princess Bride(1987)
Is there anyone out there that hates this movie? This movie has something for everyone. Robin Wright was hot :)

Forget Paris.
I can't remember much about it other than I loved it and laughed alot :)

Forrest Gump
I think everyone loved that movie young and old.

Suburban Commando
Hulk Hogan as Hero. Man this movie sucks so bad, but that's what I love about it. It is pretty damn funny. I don't know if I would buy this but I duped it offa HBO for sure :)

While you were sleeping
If you're not in love with Sandra Bullock after this movie, you're gay :)

Vacation
---Christ Brinkly. Enough said :)
European Vacation
---Probably the worst of them, but it was still pretty good.
Christmas Vacation
---This one is my favorite.
Vegas Vacation
---Well it wasn't good or anything, but if you like the others, check it out. There were a few funny scenes.

Naked Gun
---The first is usually the best.
Naked Gun 2
---Probably the worst of the 3.
Naked Gun 3
--I really liked this one.

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