The following is the opinions of me. If you disagree, you can go screw yourself :)

I considered putting the movies in some sort of order but they all suck so bad, it's hard to put one crappy movie above or below another...

I only put movies I saw on here. I try to keep it to the movies that you might get fooled into watching. I don't at all put the obviously crappy movies, because I don't see them. Well I guess I did see all these movies. How about we dub this the crappy movies that Expect Nothing! was forced into, or tricked into seeing :)

New Movies get added on the bottom.

This isn't no stupid voting deal. I don't want to hear what you think are crappy movies.

#1 Tales from the Hood
No matter how many crappy movies I see, nothing seems to come close to the absolute torture of this film. Warp and I saw it for $2. This is the kind of movie someone would have to pay me and a LOT to see again. The premise of this movie is a sort of gangster tales from the crypt. But the stories are rotten. The movie is poorly done and only 3 minutes into the movie, we were ready to walk out on it. You have to understand, I've never wanted to walk out on a movie before but this one made me want to just get OUT. Unfortunately, I satyed and whenever you compare bad movies, they have to be compared to this one.

#2 The Crow 2: City of Angels
oh man. OH MAN. This is the only movie that comes close to the crappiness of Tales from the Hood. It was pointless. It was supposed to be Los Angeles. I live in Los Angeles and it sure as hell doesn't look anything like that movie. Green fog? The movie was like some sort of abstract piece of crap. Nothing made sense. On top of that, it was just a DUPE of the previous story. I kept thinking it would start getting good but It never did. The ending was even worse. A bunch of birds came down and picked the bad guy away til there was nothing left? What kinda crap is that? BullShip. What made this even worse was I spent $7 for it. Man. That crap was worth -7$. Pay me $7 to see it. Previous the the movie me and my friend Chris had gone to Medieval Times (Dinner and Tornament, that place rocks!) so it was kind of a let down to an awesome night. Somethign funny happened in the parking lot however. We walked over to a white car. I kept putting my key in but it didn't fit. I'm like what the fu*K? So I open the door, sit down and i'm looking around and there is a bunch of weird stuff on the dash. I'm like what's going on here? Did I leave my door open and someone left a bunch of weird crap in my car? I then realized, this wasn't may car! hahahahahhahahahaha I get out, look ever and across the parking lot is another white toyota camery just like mine (mom's car) hahaha. DOH. Me and Chris ran over to my car before the real owners got back and we ran for the border. Now that was funny. What's even more funny, is that crap happened another time too after taht. Man all those damn white jap sedans look all the same :)

Robin hood: Men in tights
Man I love these joke movies as much as the next guy, but this one REEKED. The commercials made this movie look so good. But, I don't think I laughed once through the whole thing. I thought maybe it was just me and I watched it again on HBO. BUT it wasn't me, this movie just stunk it up.

Striptease
Man Demi Moore is fine. I made my friend Chris go see this movie. I wanted to see Demi More do here thing. Muhahaha. But this movie was terrible! Not even the chicks dancing half naked could offset the hookey story and terrible movie. You would figure that just having a bunch of naked chicks would be enought to make a movie good :) This movie won some kind of award for worst movie too I believe. Demi won for something like worst actress or something for this movie. hahaha.

The Craft
Oh man. This was gay.

Escape from LA
This movie looked like it was going to be so awesome. Chris and I paid $7 to see it. DOH. This movie was like a cartoon. There was not one believable scene in the whole movie. It might as well have been a cartoon. I don't know if the directory was shooting for unbelievability or not, but that's what he was the master of. Amber at work says: "It was the cheesiest!" I give this 4 thumbs down.

What's Eating Gilbert Grape
A movie about a retarded kid and a fat chick over 100000 pounds? I know waht's eating Gilbert Grape. His mom weighs a billion pounds and his brother is retarded. Yet another movie that sucked and had Juliet Lewis in it.

Too Young to die
Oh man. This movie had absolutely no redeeming value to it either. A movie about fu*ked up people in a fu*ked up town. These are the kind of scumy people you don't even care about or want to know about. I challenge you to watch this movie. I DARE you to watch it. Yet another valueless movie staring Brad Pitt (Remember Seven) and Juliet Lewis (Remeber Gilbert Grape)

Beverly Hills Ninja
Man it looked like it was going to be so cool. The only coool scene was when Chris Farley was kicking ass to the Kung Fu Fighting song as seen in the preview.

Kingpin
Oh man. What a vile and disgusting movie. The scene with the land lady brought movies to it's all time low. This was a movie so disgusting you didn't even want your dad to see it. I admit there were some scenes I laughed at. I watched it a second time to give it one more chance, but overall, your life would be so much better without it. It was nasty. Save yourself. Don't see this movie. But if you do, see it with your mom. She'll Love it! :)

To Die for
I really like Nicole Kidman. She's fine..... I saw the preview of this movie and I thought it would be great. Unfortunately, it blew chunks. It just sucked.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
I loved the first Ace Ventura. I love Jim Carey. But man, this movie sucked. What made it even worse was the next movie I saw was To Die for, (See Above). What made Ace Ventura, the first one, so good was it was Jim Carey acting like an idiot with normal people. But this second one, it was him acting like an idiot in these totally bogus situations over in africa? What a load of crap. It was like watching a cartoon. The Story was just totally lame. Don't waste your time.