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Breakfast of Champions
This movie has a nice list of stars but it's the most jacked up movie. Watching it makes you feel like you have a headache and can't think clearly, but it's not you, it's the movie.

Godzilla(1998)
Where to begin.... If I could review this in one word, it would be "Gay" Given two words, Extremely Gay given more Straight to Video. I heard several people comment about how the bad the movie was, but I thought they probably didn't know what they were talking about. I thought, it couldn't be that bad. I WAS WRONG! Godzilla was the worst movie I've seen since Tales from the Hood. It was terrible. It had no story, the story it had was so incredibly bad. The french secret service? I thought it was bad, but when the car was driving through the streets, and into the mouth, and he happened to find some wire to shock Godzillia, I yelled out "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" What kinda crap was that! Not only did the story suck, I wasn't expecting it to be good, but I didn't expect it to be that bad. It made nearly every other movie ever made that was bad look good. The story didn't have anything good about it.

The acting was the worst I've seen since anything. I mean I'm looking at Massacre at Central high and I'm thinking man they were pretty good actors. There wasn't one good actor in the whole movie. They all gave such an incredibly poor performance. I was making the, "lets go to acting school" jokes through the whole thing. Hey let's go here, but before that why don't we stop at acting school. I think *I* could have done a better job. I expected at least Mathew would do a good job, but not even him. And that gay guy from Melrose, was horrible. I mean come on, how believable was him in the millitary. Chris says "I didn't know they let gays in the millitary" I said it's the don't ask don't tell thing. I know they were thinking that guy was funny or something but he wasn't. Taking about humor they had all these spots you knew they were thinking was funny but it wasn't at all. It was all this forced humor that just didn't work. Also they had all these scenes where we are supposed to care about the people but we don't because they suck so bad I wanted them all to die. They were trying the deep impact scenes with all this melodramatic music that I think they thought we would be caught up in, but we weren't.

Then lets get on to the un-fucking-believable product placements. Sprint, Scope, Pregnancy tests, Lipton Brisk Tea, fucking blockbuster, I mean I've seen blatent product placements before, but this went almost near Waynes World. I thought I was watching a comercial. When they said they needed something to feed Godzillia I fully expected them to say, "HOW ABOUT SOME PEPSI"

About mid way through, a huge group of people walked out. And I really wished I would have too.

Then we get to the blatent rip off of Jurassic park. A bunch of little dinos running totally ripping of Jurassic park. What bullshit. Not to mention that whole bit about the car driving around.

Then the ending, you know those comerical aholes Sony would try to cash in on a sequel just like they sold themselves out to every product in this movie. What whores.

This movie didn't have one redeaming thing about it. I can't even say the special effects. They were ok but nothing that would offset all the horrible things in the movie.

I wouldn't wish this movie on my worst enemy. They got to some part that said "at least we weren't hurt" to which I replied but "WE (the audience) were" We walked out of the movie gasping in pain and horror. I felt like a dirty whore. Like by watching it I violated something. I gave $7 to the commercial shitpaper movie of the century. The whole night Chris and I were trying to block this horrible thing out of our minds. I can't believe Sony expected this movie to do so well. You know I really wonder if that wasn't Japan's (Sonys) revenge on us for World War 2. If so, they sure got me.

I DARE YOU TO GO SEE THIS MOVIE!

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Brazil(1985)
Here is some serious deep hurting. The movie goes no where and doesn't make a lot of sense.

Blood Simple(1984)
This was done by the people that did Fargo. It is so incredibly boring you want to kill yourself to get out of the deep hurting.