My chick goes, let's go to the park before we catch our flight. She looks up a park and puts it in the GPS. As we're getting there we see that there's a parade. It juts says "parade." We go, oh a festival sure. We pay to park. As I'm unloading the kids (who have no idea what a gay person even is), I start to see rainbows everywhere. I go, you didn't take me to ANOTHER gay pride parade did you? One time in Vegas her family takes us to Freemont Street and dumps us in the middle of a gay pride parade.

Well yep, it was upwards of 10,000 GLB in the park. Which wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't lesbians who look like dudes that hate guys. Guys dressed as girls so that you had no idea if they were a guy or girl. Old men. Dudes making out.

That's fine if you want to do all that, but I don't want to see it. But that's our mistake going to your event. It would have been awesome if there were hot lesbians doing stuff, but that is a fable like unicorns.

Toward the end I just felt claustrophobic and sick. It was 90 degrees + humidity. Let's be tolerant but if you ever want that movement to be legitimized, it can't be such a freak/clown show. Dudes walking around in their underwear, people wearing shirts that say "Enjoy Vagina" or "I shit rainbows" or a young girl arranging a table of dildos. Sorry! that's not how to mainstream your movement.

IMF Manager

We used to own them as part of the parent corporation. But when we went to Vivendi, that's no longer the case. So I can bash away...

It's a novelty store with things like lava lamps, joke tee shirts, hats etc. Well the first part of the store draws in kids with Mario, Yo Gabba Gabba etc. Then the middle part of the store is all these T shirts with vile sex/swear word stuff on there. Like "Enjoy Vagina" with the coke logo haha. Then....

The last part of the store, (and in a mall too) is a sex store with all sorts of fucking disgusting things. They had a fat chick blow up doll with this disgusting naked fat chick on the box. Then next to it is a "gilf" doll. A naked grandma. Dildos, cock rings, all sorts of stuff that even shock me. And guess what, none of the staff prevents anyone from going to that section. It's not even blocked off. The store just blends into it before you know it.

So, this whole Mexican family with 3-4 kids, kid in a stroller is browsing the section together. The kids are laughing, grabbing things. The parents could care less. You don't have to wonder why these schools have kids pregnant at 14/15/16. Look at the parents. They introduce sex so early, they have years to do it and fuck it up. Just disgusting.

They're getting so nasty. At a water park last month someone had this knob coming out of her boob. We were like how does it stay on there? They embed a backing under the skin to attach too. She moved it around and you could see it under her skin. Nasty!

Chick yesterday had two studs coming out of the back of her neck and one coming out of her chest above her boobs. So gross. She was pretty too yet she had totally fucked up her body with that + tats.

Chocolate Rain 2.

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Yay - Who would have imagined it would be phones that would be used to track our every move. Years back people worried about being implanted with chips or be followed via credit cards or ID/Smart cards. But the answer was, just having your phone.

The gov can track and listen to all your calls. Now they can track your every move as you drag your phone around also. There's really no longer any privacy as long as you use a cellphone or the internet (without spoofing it).

ok that is so funny. They're almost at 1 million dislikes.

The guys around town from Europe started showing up in CAPRI pants for guys. I seriously thought they were actually gay only to discover it's a style from Europe. I mean it's basically cross dressing.

But now even the American guys are starting to wear them. WTF seriously. Hey guyzzzz I need my legs to show, it's super. Look I just shaved my legssss. When the dudes are wearing the same cargo pants my lady is wearing, there's a problem. I can see women taking men's styles but guys should never be wearing girl styles.

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Anyone have any recommendations? After watching shows like Jericho, Fallout 3, etc., and living in California, you NEED a kit. I've been telling my chick for 5 years, buy us one, she's too lazy. So some tips?

omg dying (NSFW OR Safe for anything else) Not safe for women or kids or anyone that doesn't want to hear nasty crap!

what a nightmare

Update: Trololo Guy Without Autotune - It's a joke and pretty unlistenable past the first 30 seconds but I was dying laughing until then. Update 2: Star Wars

Update: Christoph Waltz on His Role in Der Humpink - Pretty bad impression though. (Thanks IstarI)

Even more info here

Apparently this was featured also on http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/index.html

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I see this rainbow sticker on the back of a SUV. That means HI I'M GAY fyi. We get up next to him, and he had a sign for a GIFT BASKET BUSINESS. HAHAHAHA.

Warning, shows graphic death.

I have no problem with gays moving to Iowa. Enjoy!

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HotLikeMe found two of our babies blankets on the neighbor's chair in his garage. He's an old single guy that's our next door neighbor. He seems pretty nice but he did say something weird when I first moved in that he was "looking after our place." I don't know what that means.

We're wondering how he got our babies blankets. We think maybe we dropped him, or hopefully he didn't come steal them or something.

dying hahahahha

So ugly. Oh man. Flat too.

Hey your 2nd link doesn't work.

There's this lady at my apartment complex I call Skeletor. She's a mom and has a family and if you talk to her, she's somewhat normal but... she looks like she escaped from nazi death camp she's so skinny. Then throughout the day she does laps around the apartment complex doing weird shit. I've seen her at 9 a.m., 2 a.m., 11 a.m. and all sorts of other hours. She does really weird movements like balances along curbs or she stops and looks inside the sent mailbox or the other open mailbox, looks in the trash, and weird other things. She's scary. I run when I see her. It's almost as if she's nosy and wants to check out everything. I suspect she has some sort of mental disorder like OCD. She's also always barefoot even when it's hot or rain. Her feet are nasty. I wonder what her family is doing during this time while she's doing laps.

Nuts

[Link] - Seems like he would last about 5 mins then be unable to regain control.

From Las Vegas last year. I told you about it, look it up.

We went to the Corner Bakery (chain) and there was a TRANNY there. I could tell immediately it was a dude. He was tall and had a guy body and man hands. It looked like an OLD guy with a big loose skin neck. It was so nasty. I was laughing though...

That guy offends both men and women. Even women think it's gross.

Imagine walking up to him, lady, you're the most beautiful thing in this room. Here's a flower... == His voice: "BOY I'm GOING TO TEAR YOUR BUTT LIMB FROM LIMB" (Mr T - Eddie Murphy Raw)